so i was playing some apples to apples today...

i went to my grandmothers house for celebrating thanksgiving. we ate some food, sat around and talked, you get the idea. we started a game of apples to apples later on, and my grandmother joined in sometime after that.

then it happened.

my grandmother got the green card "sexy" to judge to. we thought hard about how awkward that was, and she was ready to judge our cards. my cousin in law (you might recognize him joey) won the submission with this card:

Going to Grandmas House

we laughed for 3 straight minuets non stop. that was the highlight of my day.

so how was your holiday?

Ps. yeah guys, turns out i was right and we were playing the game incorrectly the whole time, but w/e.

Well there were more red cards than green cards so I was aware but I like the way we were doing it. But when I think abut it, it would be better the correct way.

Yea...but the cards and......wait cousin? you don't you mean our joey....joey jones?....otherwise I have no idea what Im talking about.....or you...........or your grandmother.....or that squirrel outside your window....anyways, sure next time we play, we can do it the correct way. at least should try it the "normal" way before judging which style is Superior.

Already ran the simulation through my head. Imagine the green card explosive is down I would love to see how many red cards we think are explosive (explosive watermelons, computers, super models, penguins, or Austin Powers FTW)

That is hilarious! You are SO LUCKY that someone had that "going to grandmas house" card. that is the only moment in life that comeback would work, playing apples to apples. That should go into the book "Most EPIC Moments In History", because that is just perfect. And no, that wasn't me, the joey at his grandmas, even though if I had that card, I would use it far more likely than any other card. I tip my hat off to your cousin, Joey, for being so awesome! Truly funny.

His name isn't joey (As far as I'm sure) he said Joey cause he was directing that sentence to you Joey. It was TJ's misunderstanding.

oh, ok. I kinda read that backwards haha/

YOU DARE THINK THAT I...oh wait, it makes sense now.....my apologies.