My adventure to the New World

Today was a day for adventure(In minecraft). I started my current world a week ago, build a good size house, got a few farms running, had a herd of every type of animal for food and resources, I had a set of iron tools and a full set of iron armor, enough supplies for a an inventory full of maps, a pocket full of dreams and a world full of opportunities in front of me! all that jazz. I got my stuff, made a boat, and crossed the pacific, on my way to the new world! Once I got there, it was barren. just a large forest with a ravine just a little ways inalnd. i made a chest, collected up some wood, build a small house, stored the stuff I wouldn't need, and made my descent into the belly of the beast which is the ravine. as I got to the bottom, i found that it went almost to bedrock, there was gold and redstone scattered around. i thought I hit the jackpot, but I knew there was better. I found a small cave entrance, and made my way in. it seemed to go on forever, i was lost for several minecraft days. in real life, I had been playing now for over 4 hours and it was almost midnight. I had several stacks of redstone dust and about 2-3 stacks of iron and gold together. I thought it was time to go to the surface, but I decided to keep pushing to find the diamonds. I was low on food, surviving off the last bits of rotten flesh I had from fighting off a few zombies. but a small glint caught me attention from the corner of my eye. I found it! the holy grail! it was diamonds! angels cried down from the heavens due to the natural beauty of it's bright and sharp clarity, like a blue glow emanating from the blue stone. I made my way across the lava pool that lay in my way, secured the diamonds and started to find my way back to the surface. I decided to try to find my way back instead of just digging a staircase, stupid idea. I was more lost than ever. I coudln't find my waypoint on any of my maps, I was underground, and I couldn't find the exit. I just got fed up with it, i was down to my last six units of food left, no more to eat, if i starved, i would die. I decided to make a staircase back to the surface. on my way digging the staircase i broke into a cave I explored on my way down from the ravine. there were my old torches. just as I dug the last block to get into the cave, my last pick broke. I had no more wood to make another pick. If I couldn't find my way out this minute I would starve. "wait, is that a chicken!" i thought to myself as the bright light entering the distant end of the cave from through the ravine was showing me the way to safety, and there was a chicken at the bottom of the ravine. i was savage at this time. I was on my last 1/2 unit of food on my food bar. I slaughtered that chicken with my golden broadsword and grabbed the raw chicken meat off of the ground. being as stupid as I was, I ate the raw chicken. I got sick! losing health quick, i made my way up the staircase, up the ravine, to the surface. I had a few loaves of bread in my hut, but I had to hurry! almost there! i ran in the door, opened my chest, grabbed the bread, started gnawing the loaf apart like a barbarian holding on for dear life! I got knocked down to 1/2 a unit of health, just a quick save! breathing hard, recollecting the "near diamond-losing/near death" experience I just had, I got up my rewards, jumped in my boat and headed back to my base. I only got 2 diamonds, but it was the most exciting 2 diamonds I have ever set out to find!

Tell me about your most exciting experience in Minecraft?

........... I laugh at you! You live in a house you loser! I am a governor which means I live underneath a well.

Minecraft dignification ranks

Hobo: Lives in an attic

Loser: Lives in a house

Noob: Lives in a castle

Wanna-be: Lives in a basement

Dignified: Lives in the dirt

Prince: Live in a regular tree

CEO: Lives in stone in the side of the mountain (Not a cave.)

King: Lives in a LARGE tree

Governor: Lives under a well (Must be filled with still water, no moving water. MUST be made of brick, MUST have a proper wooden roof like you see on wells that have the crank for lowering the bucket. The cover MUST be triangular on two sides. The bottom of the well MUST be stone which is easy. All of this is obviously not natural.)

God: Lives under a rock. (Must not have any dirt covering it, must be at least Must have a minimum 27 block volume [3x3x3 if a perfect block] must not be artificial, the area around it [a seven block radius] must be cleared of trees [You are permitted to clear out the trees yourself], and finally, and most importantly, it must be on even ground [this has to be a 14 block radius around your rock and can be done artificially since it can be hard to find so much even ground.)

Everybody thinks the last one is impossible since you cannot find such a rock to live under but let me tell you how it is possible. If you make the rock with god powers (a map editor) it counts as natural this only applies to the rock.

Aside from that I did not have an epic adventure. I have been addicted to Disgaea four lately.

You monster! that chicken was a saint, your guardian angel in the black depths of the near nether, and you slaughtered him for food! his cursed fleash would have destroyed you! shhh..... do you hear that? NOOOOO!!! the ancient curse of the chickens is upon us! your homes are no longer safe, your diamonds shall turn to lava and lemons into Creepers!!!! why, why didn't you bring the bread, why didn't you bring the grain, why didn't you bring the steak! now all weapons shall be turned to wood while the zombies finally finish us off. all because the hunger of the Endermen had befallen you! why joey, WHY!!!.........Oh, and congratulations on getting diamond, It is always so hard for me to find just a single piece I often spend days (realtime) tyring to find diamond, why I had minecraft.

cool story bro